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siri II

1 min read
What can I help you with?

"I have problems in my relationship. Any small advice is welcome."

Is the "problem" small?

"HEY!"

You walked right into that one.

"Oh come on! I thought you were bigger than this!"

That's what she said.
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gex

3 min read
gex has always been one of my favourite video game series. the titular gex was a talking gecko, who saved the world of television by jumping, lashing out with his tongue and telling stupid jokes. the first game came out way back in 1994. at the time, i was too busy being a little kid playing hide and seek or whatever to pay it any attention. four years later, the second game came out, and that's when i started playing. 

the first time literally blew my mind. it was like i had discovered some sort of magical realm or something. i played for hours, sometimes many times a day. as the years went by, i started hearing rumors about there being a two player mode, which was supposed to be even more awesome. i talked about it with my friends, and every single one of them seemed to agree that the two player mode was the best thing in the world, even the ones who hadn't played it. not wanting to be left out of all the fun, i started looking for my player two.

her name was ----. she was one of the quieter girls in my class. that's why it was a bit of a shock for me when i found out she had played with someone before. because i wasn't much of a player, it took me months to build up courage to ask her to play with me. when i finally did, i'm pretty sure i blacked out, because the next thing i remember is from my house, and she was there with me. we were about to play the two player mode. i don't think i've ever been so nervous in my life.

we started playing, and i died almost immediately. i was embarrassed and wanted to disappear from existence. she laughed, but said it was okay, apparently that happens to a lot of guys who play with someone else for the first time. she wasn't mad or anything, in fact, she wanted to try again. i was more relaxed now, and the tension was gone, so i agreed.

it was awesome. that's really all i can say. way better than playing alone. when we were done, i asked if we could play again soon. she smiled and nodded. and then she was gone. literally gone, she moved away two weeks later. i never saw her again, and thinking about it has always made me a little sad. it didn't stop me from playing though. mostly solo, but still.
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i was just minding my own business in my __________, when suddenly, my ______ rang. it was my _________ who wanted to know if we could __________ in the near future. i said "Sure, how about _____________?" i didn't remember it at the time, but ________ just happened to be the __________ of the ___________. despite that, i met my ________ and we went to _________. it was nice, considering that _____________________ and every __________ was _____________. we had been sitting for a couple of hours, when suddenly  _________ walked in and __________ me. i could immediately tell s/he was ________ when s/he said: "_______________________________________________." i just ______________ and said: "___________________________________." s/he _________ and __________. my _________ was __________ and started ______________. we had no choice but to _________. outside, the ________ was __________. it was __________, i couldn't even __________. i said to my ________: "_______________________________________." s/he was ________ and said: "______________________________." at that point, ___________ was _______________, so we decided to ______________. s/he ________ to the _________, and i _______________. later that night, i _________________________________________________________________________________________. it was _____________.
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siri

1 min read
What can I help you with?

"Tell me a joke"

You are such a nolife, when a mugger asked for your money or your life, you gave him the money.

"F*ck you Siri"
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tagged

2 min read
somebody tagged me with these stupid questions and apparently i have to answer them now. whatever, let's get this over with.

1) Name: you can find it in the phone book.
2) Male/Female: male.
3) Were you named after anyone? as far as i know, no.
4) Does your name mean anything? yes, but it doesn't apply to me.
5) Nickname(s): i hate nicknames.
6) What do you think you look like name wise: what does that even mean?
7) Date Of Birth: early in the year.
8) Place of Birth/Current Location: a finnish town/different finnish town.
9) Nationality: finnish.
10) Astrology Sign: aquarius.
11) Chinese Astrology Sign: wood rat.
12) Religion: i don'tThe͡ N̶ezperdi͜a̵n͞ ̕hiv͢e̵-͘m̶i̶nd͜ o͏f ̶ch̛a͜os͜.͞
13) What's your favorite smell? wait, what just happened?
14) Political Position? seriously, what is K̻̰I̙̝͈͕͖͕̼L̖̫͍̣̟͎L ̳E̘͖̟̼̺̭ͅV̥̪̱͇̝̖̻E̤̭̤̣Ṛ̳Y̙̤B͍̜̗̮̙O̹̠̜͍͙͈͖D̻̲͈͙̜͈̯Y.͍̞̰
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? oh my god what is happeniT̪̫͓̰H̙̫̮͕E̥̰ ̝̦͕̝͓ B̻̗̯̮͕LOO̥̻̯̫͉͓D͈ͅ ̠̲̺͚OF V͇͍̙̳̲̩I̭̰̜̩̲̫ͅRG͎̹I̖̩N͈̭̥͚̗̺S̝̙.
16) Hair + Eye colour: somebody... help... please... help me...
17) Do you look like anyone famous? H̯̝E̫͇̰ ̺̙̩̺̹̟W͎̪͍͙ͅH̲̲͎͚̪ͅO͕͎̰̼̲ ̼̤̖͔͔W̜A̖̫͈͍I͎̺̘̼͍͕Ṯ̥͉̹̘Ṣ̭̩̹̬͇̭̙̠ ̻͔̤̜̠B̥E̱̝̤̭H̼̯͚̰I͖̹N͉͕̦͚D̗͕̘̞̘̟͎ ͉̜̠̬̩T͈̝͈͍̦H̘̻̣E͚̤͎̩̪̹̫ ̳͙̜W͓̺̪̜̩ͅA̤̲̙̖̫͕̥L̜̫̙̞̦L̳͉̞̱̰ͅ.̱͖͙͕

1̩͈̯8̟̳̳)̙̯̘͚̙͇ ̬̘̟W͎͚h͎̪͈͇ͅͅa̻t͚͓͍̻̹̥̠ ̟̙͍̘͍͓d̙͓̠̩o̮̫̩ ͉͎̱y̬̻̼ou̫͙͉̞̤ ̩͈̺͓̼͖l̗̻̭oo̳͉̹̲̱̻ͅk̥͙͈͚̗̬ l̳̻̺̭i̺̤k͓̰̟͈͙e̞͈̭̘̩?͍̫̣̤ ̭̯S̜ͅO̮̘̺͚M̱͎̬̹͉E̯̗͇̙̟̱B̯͎̰̖̗̲̳O͇̟D͔̳̗Y͉̝̙̦̹ ̫̘H͍ͅE̩͙̦̖L̹͖̮͉P ͓ME͈̟̤̜̮!͇͕̯̲̺!̦͕!͚̹̘̩͎! H̗̘̱̟̝̪E̟̭̗̲L͍͓̹͖P͓̯̭ ͈̮͚̻̘̙̘ME̲̫̱Ḙ̤͔͖̪ͅE͍̙̳̱̱̭͇E̯͕E͔E̹̪ͅ!̝͉̺̩̞̹̺!̫̰!̜!̱̺͉ ̫̖A͕̬A̗A̗͔̭̰͙͚̝AA̰̗̥A͕̠̙̮̩̗̦A̭̰A̼̫̻̤̭A̞̲̯͔ͅͅA͉̭̪̯̪!!̣͕!͙̭͕͍̺͓!̞̱̣͎͙̘ͅ
1͙̞͟ͅ9̟̪̜͖̗͠)̼̙͓̹͓͜ ̣͔͚̺̗̤A̻͚͓̘͕̣ͅn̵͎̙̘y̭̪͖̟͉̪͓ ͇͠ų̼͓̥̹̞n͇̝̫̻̕u̮s̖̙ͅu̪̯͙̭̤a̺̤̘͙̝l ͕̜̲͓t̻̮̖̣a̬̫͕̙l̡̦e̯̯̙̺͠n̹͡t̴̬̝s̞̻̳̖̫͇?̞̖̦
̷̼̜͔̳͚2̙̖̫0̯̦̰̙)͎͇̩̞ ̬̖̰̫͈̼̬͞R̫̪͖i̷̭̖̜͇ͅͅͅg̲͙̞͇̜͙͕ḩ̝t̶̫̬̫͍̗y̢̰̠̹͙͇͇͎,̸̫͖͚̲͚ ҉̙̟L͡e҉̬͕f͈͕͚͈̥ty̘̟̤͔̜̻,͓̗̠ ̲̩̼̳̳͖̭͝o̫͓̙̝̫̝͚ŕ̜̤̻ ̪̝̫A͕̘m̹̱̯̞̦̼͠b͏͖̙͖̘̮i̠̳̯͓̫̣̣d̙̪̬̮͚e̻͚̻x̨̤͙t҉̬̤̯r̨̳͙̺̪̱͍̜o̯͘u̴̼̞͕̫̹ͅs̭?͕̲͚͖͉͚
̧̞̱̳̠̭̼2̜̬͈̮͠ͅ1̰̞͕̠)̭͈ ̜̭̥̫͟G͉͍͙͎̤̹ͅa̻͟y̠̪̻, ̭̙̩̦͝S͝tr̸͔͉̠̼ai͇̲̩̻̹͟g̛̖̯͔h̞̟̺ṭ̖͇,̯̰̰̥̗̯ ̶̟͈B͍i̲̞̙͖͈̺̬͘,̗̘ ̫͚̲o͇̩̻̻̺̪ͅr ̭̦̪O̙͕̩̠͔̻ͅt̗̲͈h̨̖̳̩̦e̢̯̼̣͕̬r̥̗̝͎̱?̧̩̟͚͈
̧̯̞̭̯̩̤ͅ2̶̖͍2̖͢)̫̮͎̻ ̺̥̞̖̥̭W̘͠h̻̺͖̕a̪t͙̰ ̦̲̺̮͜d̬̪o̴͓̳̙ ͔̥̪y̴̼͈̣ó͚̹̦̼͓u̷̫ ̱̩̯̻̮d͎̫̰̩̟͜o̶̫̠͙ ̱̜̩͢f̧̯̦͍ͅo͈͖̲r̺̪̼̜̳ͅͅ a͇̭͔̲͖͞ ̣̻̪̟̺l̜̺̹̼̣͜i̝̲̠͙v̫̳͇i̭ǹg̡̥͖͔͎̤̦͕?
͚͙͕̮̝͟2͉͖͠3͓͓̩̭̳̟͢)͇̳̻ ̛͖̳̘͈̼̝Wh̝̝͉͙͕͈ͅa͍͖t̗̮̫͓͖̀ ̥̺̥͍ͅd̤͎̦̜͉o̬ ̬y̭͕̠̩͇o̢̬̩̥͚͎̯͖u̲̥̹ ̧͔̫͖̯d̡̻o̙̘̞͇͉͖̼ ͓̬͘f̩̪̩ò͕̹̳r̛̳ ͞f̣͚͍̙̦͠u̲͡n̲͈͎̞?̞̩̮̗͙̭̰ ̘̮
̼͙͙̰̙2͉͚4̖̞̀)̴̺̫̫͕ W̺̻ḩ̹̹̦͍̗ͅa̸̹̹̪t̟͖̜̖̣͚̣ ̺̬͙̮͓a̴͎̞̺̙ͅr͚̜͚̞̮̺e̖ ̜͙͚͚ͅyo̤̘u̼͝ͅr̶ ̼̪̫͡f̪̞̺a̩͔̳̤v̷̥̞o̟̭̖͖͖r҉̥͈͎̜į̜͙̻̱̦̲̰t͍̩̖̩̦̙e͇͙ ̠̫̤̺̦ạ̰̠̺͍̞̮͜r̞͕͉̫̣ͅt̤̥̫̰̠͉̥͜ ṃ̧͎͔͈͖͍̟a̟t̶͇̻̮͉̥e̵̜̟͚͎̯r͎̪ị̻̮a̴͚l͕͎̹s̳͙͓͜ ̙̳̞̬̤̜̣t̥͈̯̝̝̟͡o͎͓̦͇̕ ̷w̬̖̟͡ͅơ͍̲̼͍r͔̫̥͎̺̻̩k̦̭̣̗̬ ̵̮͇̜̼̦w̶͍i̝̘̹͙͔t̖̠͙̤̰̫h͏?̣̭̬͍


25) Are you happy? i ́fee̷l no̴th͟i͞ng͜.͜
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